"ah ha!! i have managed to find my way into Tif's luggage...and will be reporting along the way with travel updates and photos of my charming self in bonny England...stay tuned for coverage of me in far flung places...."
"oi, what do you think you are doing in there? who put this pesky gnome in my hand luggage?"
"nooo, please let me come with you...."
" well you better behave yourself...'cause you look kind of pesky to me, which could spell trouble"
" i promise...tee hee"